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The Cast

In order of appearance

Eye-Candy Man

Alias: Vladimir Yagudin
First Appearance: 10/01/04 - Front Cover, Episode 1.
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Legit Occupation: Professor of Delineated Algebra at Smutgers State University.
Is Really: Eye-Candy Man, protector of all things shallow and self-centered.
Approx. Height: 6’ 1”

The term ‘peacock’ comes to mind. Although technically brilliant, Vlad is, for all practical purposes, as smart as a bar of soap, and just as into personal care. Metrosexual ain’t strong enough to describe his dedication to grooming- and he’s sick of seeing people- men, women AND children- walking around like they don’t CARE how they look! Havers!

Vlad’s position at Smutgers U is tenuous, as he is at the mercy of Dean Dean Dean.

Likes: The Fab Five, HGTV, E!TV, Matrix hair gel.

Dislikes: Puppy dogs, doing really dumb math problems.

Dean Dean Dean


First Appearance: 10/25/04 Episode 1
Age: 54
Legit Occupation: Dean and Head of Math Dept at Smutgers U.

Suspicious, angry older man, certain that everyone is out to get his job- and, of course, they are. All the pressure sometimes gets to him… and then he becomes Dean Roloss! And runs around the campus nearly stark naked, exposing all who must look upon him to his nasty, hairless old man boy. Your eyes. They buuuuurn.

Likes: (most complicated form of math) for pleasure.

Dislikes: Promising young mathematicians.






More to come as the comic progresses!